delightmare


something that is simultaneously the best and worst thing that could happen
we beat our biggest rivals 8-0! during the game i broke my leg. cl-ssic delightmare.
1) the opposite of a nightmare. a really good, enjoyable dream.

2) a wet dream.
i had the best delightmare last night.

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