delwonk


to grab another person from the back of the head and slam their face on the edge of an object. like a shelf, table edge, or protruding ledge of some sort.
person1: “did you hear about the fight today?”

person2: “yeah i heard the brad delwonked some guy off a bookshelf then a table.”
pounding of someone’s face off the edge of a large object, such as a table. usually done forcefully after a long argument regarding significant others and cheating.
ben: dude! did you hear balbs got delwonked?

gary: yeah, what’s up with that?

ben: well i guess she was cheating on chris and he found out, so he delwonked her off the table.
the act of grabbing a person by the back of the head and slamming their face into a shelf, table edge, or other protruding object.
person 1: did you hear about the fight yesterday?

person 2: yeah, i heard brad delwonked mike into the back of a chair.

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