Demetri Martin
a great comedian. dropped out of law school after realising it sucked. became a comedian. he is a personality on shonext. a branch of the showtime movie channel. has stated in his act that he gets his jokes from a forest in his mind where hobbits, dragons, and his mother and grandmother live. thinks he is less comp-ssionate then a desert because his cactus died. and has proven that leather sleeves = coolness.
“this creature is made of the head of a horse, and the body of a man who seeks alot of attention. this symbolizes me in college.”
a very funny comedian, with nice hair and a good sense of humor.
emma: this is great. “i think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. especially if your teammates are bad guessers. or during a game of pretend heart attack, and then naps.”
annie: isn’t that demetri martin, the funniest/best comedian to ever live?
emma: yes indeed.
person
oh demetri martin? yeah, he is a person.
n. what you become when you have too much free time
1. i realized my friends’ birth dates, together, all match my cell phone number.
2. i memorized demetri martin’s mnemonic for remembering the alphabet!
comedian who ripped off mitch hedberg’s style. but he’s still funny…
“another term for balloon is bad breath holder” ~demetri martin~
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