Demolition Derby
a hat that looks normal, but causes severe head trauma
man 1: dude, what happened to your head?
man 2: for april fools’ day, my jack-ss roommate got me a demolition derby
when a bunch of rednecks in trucks ram each other to death
lets go see the demolition derby!
this is where the partic-p-nts of a wrecking crew race to finish.
demolition derbies are held every wednesday night in down town windsor.
bring your hard hat and a bottle of ky.
a bunch of hicks slamming into each other at a small county fair to show their honeys they’re tough.
a bunch of poor white trash who can’t sell their cars for squat so they enter them in to try and win a thousand bucks and lose more of their brain cells that they barely have.
family reunion for a bunch of inbred cousin slammers who live in trailer courts
middle cl-ss man went to the fair with his family to show his kids a bunch of insane people at the demolition derby.
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