demon sharting
the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a f-ck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your -rs-hole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.
wife: “oh love, the bathroom f-cking stinks, what the f-ck happened in there?”
husband: “it was your f-cking cooking, i’ve been demon sharting everywhere!”
wife: “clean that sh-t up” *literally*
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