demonic puerto rican land mole
snort a line of c-ke to black metal, while simultaneously slitting your wrists, proceeding to wrap yourself in chains, while also putting barbed meathooks into your nipples, ending in giving your uncirc-mcised p-n-s a bl-wj-b.
guy1:”holy sh-t dude! this party is crazy!” guy2:”yea, look at that dude in the corner, he’s giving himself a demonic puerto rican land mole!”
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