an average democrat
anyone who voted for hillary is a demotart.
- karma cheese
when you go down on your best friend’s ex-girlfriend and find unpleasant residue in her v*g*n*. i ate kimberly out and got some nasty karma cheese.
- spicy lewd
a photo that appears to be s*xual but is actually not. example: putting drum sticks in your pants to appear as if you have a b*n*r. “hey everybody, send me a spicy lewd.”
when snow falls and is perfect and pure and no-one has stepped in it yet i looked outside and the snow was just so… you know… yioseed!
the exact moment between tuesday and wednesday when you begin to have a midweek crisis i could feel wendtusde approaching and i still hadn’t finished any of my *ssignments