dempsey

a very good, clean fighter. often seen in street fights
john: that was a wicked fight
ted: ya fosure, the winner was a dempsey
john: give me my money b-tch
dempsey is a surname of irish origin.

dempsey is a variant of o’dempsey, first recorded as dempse in 1526. it represents the anglicized form of the irish gaelic ó díomasaigh (male) or ní dhíomasaigh (female)
niamh ní dhíomasaigh (niamh dempsey)
seamus ó díomasaigh (james dempsey)
a diner that appears to be a denny’s ripoff, but is actually the shiznit since dempsey’s was founded 5 years before denny’s.
i used to flip burgers for a living, but now i work at dempsey’s and also flip chickens and omelets, peel potatoes, and fry fries and chicken fingers. now i’m a serious pimp.
a dempsey is a male or female that p-sses after every drink of beer. they have thimble sized bladders and usually squat when they p-ss
wow, sorry guys i have to take a dempsey.
– a big fat -sshole who looks like a giant f-cking d-ck with a turtle sh-ll on his back and a d-ck in his -ss.

– is a d-ck. enough said.
guy 1: big hairy scary gay gary dempsey the douchebear gave drew bisson a big fat load in his -ss.

guy 2: yep. that sounds like gaybear dempsey.
a child-eating, p-rno-hungry, s-x-addicted, beastiologist who performs open heart surgery in the nude. he has a very very large w-ng (if you look at it at a microscopic level). but everyone loves him cuz hes s-xy and cool. word.
“i awoke from surgery and there was a dempsey standing above me eating a child while watching p-rn on a nearby television. i called l-ssie to see if my heroic dog would save me, but this dempsey ended up having s-x with her. my life sucks ugh.”
when someone makes a joke and fails
man your such a dempsey