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denny’s is a 24-hour diner. they serve warm mediocre quality food, coffee, and the essential meat-lover’s skillet. to fully qualify as a denny’s however the diner must have:

1.) a waitress that has worked there way too long. she is missing a finger, a tooth, or maybe she has a 6th toe. in any case she’s freaking tired and does not take any of your cr-p.

2.) one of the following non-conformists:
“to be a non-conformist, you have to dress in black, and listen to the same music we do.”
a.) goth kids. black attire, hopped up on caffeine writing bad gothic poetry (i.e. “if a drop of blood would make you smile i would slash my wrists till i expired in a crimson puddle of my wasted love”)
b.) wiccan kids. not to be confused with goth kids. they wear black too, but lean more toward the caped halloween look. they must have b-mper stickers on their car that read something like “my other car is a broomstick”. they know magik so you better not mess with them.
c.) emo kids. you will either have the tolerable ones who actually know something about music, or the lame ones that just discovered the fad out of seventeen magazine. availability varies by location. dashboard anyone?

3.) the bitter kid that makes fun of those people in #2. this can be d-mn funny.

4.) the creepy midnight shift guy. no one knows much about him, but they wish he’s take a shower.

5.) the people who drag their whining screaming brats out for an 11 pm dinner. maybe if mommy hadn’t been turning tricks all day she would have made you a home cooked meal.

6.) the drunks. if need help spotting them they the person that just went into the booth headfirst. also, the stoners. they never bothered to find the booth; they are sitting on the floor.

7.) an impossible to operate crane machine.

8.) billowing clouds of smoke. what non-smoking section?

9.) endless amount of coffee! endless! -sigh- and tea, for those types.
“denny’s exist for one purpose and that is to serve the completely exhausted an the totally wasted… and no one else. because of that fact you can go in there an order anything without reading a single word, you just point to the photograph of the food you want.” ~ sabrina matthews
please read!
okay a denny is a term used for a severe and rare condition to do with your p-n-s in the process of -j-c-l-t–n. it normally occurs halveway through a hand/bl-w j-b or even intercourse. just before the climax of -j-c-l-t–n your nerves in your brain can trigger of a chemical and endothermic reaction whic basically makes your c-m freeze. now seeing as the c-m freezes whilst it’s going through your p-n-s, your p-n-s freezes or gets remarkably cold. resulting in your erection shrivelling to a very small size, smaller than what it would normally be. the new size of your p-n-s is basically a chode. this is before you -j-c-l-t- and this process can take up to four – twelve seconds, depending on different circ-mstances. i’ve heard cases of it only taking about two or three to go from big stiffy to the smallest thing he’s ever seen.
as you could imagine, halveway through a bl-w j-b, that would be very embarrising, but what’s more, about 12-17 seconds afterwards, (by this time your partner would of walked off) you go back to your normal size p-n-s and -j-c-l-t- manically. everything you have c-ms out; literally.
now the thing is with having a denny, is that it could happen to anyone, at anytime, it’s phycological. the more you think about having one, the more you will. it’s most likely to affect virgins having s-x for the first time, or whenever they first have any s-xual experiance, seeing as they’ll be at their most nervous.
there are even rumours that if you have a certain dream the night before s-x, you are more likely to have a denny. i dunno if this is true or not.
(during a hand job)

becky: nathan i never knew how big you were!
nathan: (thinking to himself) oh god yeah, i never knew it would be this good, i hope to god i don’t have a denny.

(nathan’s c-ck freezes and contracts.)

becky: hey, what the? where’s it gone? have you c-mmed? why’s it soo small?
nathan: i can explain!
becky: i’m outta here!

(becky walks off, six seconds later, nathan just manically creams all over his leg.)
where you go at 3am to laugh at the drunkards, smoke cigarettes, and eat some grub. a good 24 hour diner.
“let’s go to denny’s!”
a fat and ugly girl that likes to tag around with her hot friends; she often ruins your chances of getting your d-ck wet.
yo man, i was about to pork sarah last night, but then that d-mn denny had to ruin it.
denny is the name of a guy, who is very caring and loves to make his friends and family happy. he likes to attend concerts or raves with his fellow plurfamily. he is said to be a very people person. he has pros and cons, but his biggest flaw is letting everyone take advantage of him.
denny are you going to any raves?

denny, you are such a cl-ss clown.

can i drive your car, denny?