Denver Dirty Dangler


occurs when two men are in the act of -n-l s-x and the receiving man has not taken a sh-t in a long time. as the giving man is pounding the other man in his long overdue sh-t, he pulls out to find a hair dangling from the tip of his p-n-s with a small sh-t-crumb attached.

this does not have to occur in or around denver.
man 1- did you hear that john gave mark a denver dirty dangler last night?

man 2- yeah, he had to take a sh-t right after they were done.

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