Denver Dripping Donkey Doorknob


the denver dripping donkey doorkn-b is when a man -j-c-l-t-s onto a doorkn-b and waits on the other side until someone opens the door. when the other person walks through the door the man pulls down his pants, bends over. and defecate all over the person’s crotch
“aw man someone totally pulled the denver dripping donkey doorkn-b on me. there was c-m on my hands and sh-t all over my p-n-s.”

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