Denver Dugout
the act of extracting rocky mountain oysters from one’s -n-s with a finger and a little help from the sphincter muscle (depending on how big they are and how tight the -n-s is).
“you know sweetie, we should take some of these rocky mountain oysters home so we can do a denver dugout.”
“what’s that involve pumpkin?”
“it’s a surprise, trust me, you’ll like it.”
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