denver jock strap
if one were to break into your car, then instead of an alarm, a metal claw grabs the person by the b-lls, and mostlikey hurts like sh-t; don’t f-ck with the persons car if they say they have one.-jamie
the man tried to steal my car, and my denver jock strap ripped his nuts off
a fictional anti-carjacking device appearing in “naked gun 33 1/3: the final insult” (1994).
it consists of a metal claw that deploys from under the vehicle and grabs the would-be carjacker by the b-lls.
it looks painful.
the man tried to steal my car, and my denver jockstrap ground his b-lls.
while a girl is giving you head, interlock your hands, as if you were holding hands while walking together, and then try to run away.
while emilee was giving him head last night jesse tried to denver jock strap her
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