Denver Mustache


this is the substance you see stuck to someone’s upper lip and cheeks after they vomit hard. it is named as such due to its resemblance to a denver omelette.
dude, did you see sarah after she yakked?

i know, total denver mustache.

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    the action of trying to figure out who a boy/girl likes or takes interest in. one could tell another to “frosty loop” someone, which would mean working together into finding his/her/robots crush. “dude who does pamela like?” “i don’t know, lets frosty loops her”

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    a large scale copulation event, an orgy. it was so nice to see everyone banging the sh-t out of each other at the tri-state f-ckstival this past weekend.


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