Denver Rock Slide


when your wife or significant other is not in the mood for s-x so tries to shut you up for the night by giving you a dry hand job.
dude, rick needs to find a side piece or something. just texted me that his wife was too tired for s-x so he had to settle for the denver rock slide. poor b-st-rd is better off fapping it to some game of thrones books.

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