denver split
the “denver split” occurs when a guy starts to take a p-ss and the stream splits into two streams that go different directions. usually this only lasts a couple of seconds, sometimes it persists. i first heard this term in 1966 and can’t believe there’s no google hits on it to this very day!
“i had a huge denver split and p-ssed all over the floor.”
“why is just your right shoe wet? didja have a denver split?
“what a denver split! i actually crossed streams with the guy standing next to me.”
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