depar
“raped” spelled backward. this term refers to the very small percentage of the time where a person (likely female) implores you to stop touching, groping, or performing any other s-xual advances when, in fact, the individual actually wants said advances but expresses the opposite sentiment for various, unknown reasons. you, being the upstanding and law-abiding individual that you are, immediately cease all s-xual advances in efforts to avoid rape and/or s-xual har-ssment charges. usually the person being “s-xually har-ssed” sends a disappointed text message the next day asking why you stopped your s-xual advances and adds something like “i wanted to f-ck you so badly”.
kelly: mike, what happened last night, i wanted you to f-ck my brains out?
me: you yelled “stop you’re raping me”!
kelly: i was just saying that so you’d try harder!
me: omg i just got depar
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