depends
interviewer: d-ck cheney, do you wear boxers, or briefs?
d-ck cheney: depends.
1. padded undergarments used to minimise discomfort and embarr-ssment of sufferers from weak bladders.
2. may also be used during intense moments of laughter.
3. a call-out term after hearing a funny joke.
depends! depends! (that was funny. please bring me my depends before i wet myself).
diapers for the elderly who have lost control of their bladder due to old age. (can also be used figuratively to make fun of someone with a small bladder or someone who frequently wets their pants/bed.)
“my grandma told me to get her something useful for her birthday, so i got her an economy size package of depends. she was thrilled.”
“my algebra teacher is a b-tch and wouldn’t let me go to the bathroom more than once during cl-ss. i think i p-ssed my pants!”
“girl, you gotta get yourself some depends!”
some big -ss diapers!
we went to the store the other day and saw some fatties buyin depends!
a specialised type of pad used by elderly women in case of bladder leakage.
an example of one of the commercials :
dolores: fack edna, i’m p-ssing like a racehorse!
edna: well grab yourself some depends, b-tch! we gotta go get all up in that at the club!
dolores: fo real!
indian for, i wore my s-xiest lingerie and asked you to be my wife.
i wore my depends today.
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