Deplayment
an alternate version of the word “deployment”. it accurately describes certain deployments that are easy, have minimal danger -ssociated with them, and are typically mocked by the real members of the military (see: navy, marine corps, or army).
-ssignment to al udeid air base, qatar is considered a deplayment because:
1) everyone has a daily ration of three beers a day from the fox news sports bar.
2) the dfac is open 24 hours a day with good, edible food.
3) there are a number of fast food restaurants available including: pizza hut, taco bell, burger king, and dairy queen.
4) no one carries a firearm (except for mp’s), yet occupants of this base receive hostile fire pay/imminent danger pay, hardship duty pay, and combat zone tax exclusion.
5) scheduled outings where groups of personnel can go on a tour of different parts of the city and partic-p-te in golf tournaments.
6) it’s ran by the air force.
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