Deploy ordinance
sheen-inspired euphemism for a prodigious bowel movement. created to replace “morning glory” which is also used to describe a male’s morning erection – a source of considerable confusion.
coworker: hold that thought – i just finished my coffee and it’s time to deploy my ordinance.
roommate: you may want to use the restroom before me, i’m about to deploy some ordinance on some soft targets.
dump-dialed friend: i can’t believe i’m on the phone with you as you deploy ordinance.
medical student: gross, that patient just deployed ordinance while i was trying to collect a history.
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