Deployment Goggles
similar to “beer goggles”. it is the act in which military personnel flip and wear their sun gl-sses upside down when looking or talking about an individual, who wouldn’t be considered “attractive” back home. because of the lack of good looking military people during deployment, it would be acceptable to “deploy your deployment goggles” and say how hot the “unattractive” person is, and it would be completely acceptable by your military friends, as long as your “deployment goggles” are worn when talking to the individual or when talking about them around your military friends.
“man, if you put on your deployment goggles, that private with the long nose and the buck teeth looks bangin. im going to go talk to her”
“man you have low standards. i cant believe you were talking to the gm2 with the bad breath and pimples. you weren’t even wearing you deployment goggles. your sick”
commonly occurs in male military service members who are deployed to locations across the world, absent or severely lacking in actual attractive females. this can occur over a long period of time, or immediatly upon boots on the ground, depending on how much p-ssy backlog the service member had prior to the deployment. similar to beer goggles and the shallow hal theory, the affected service member will begin to find the most hideous of hideously ugly females attractive, commonly known as deployment queens. this is due to there being a vast shortage of attractive women and the unwavering need for the male specimen to bust-a-nut, regardless of the orifice it goes into or onto.
service member 1: omg, this place is crawling with fuglies!!!
service member 2: are you kidding me? did you see that one chick with the sagging hair bun, the bcg’s, the cankles and the fupa?
service member 1: umm, yeah, she is the leader of the pack.
service member 2: i know, i’d f-ck her!!!
service member 1: wtf, really, dude??? you’ve got deployment goggles already? we’ve only been gone for 6 months.
service member 2: are you telling me you wouldn’t tap that?
service member 1: ……..yeah……i would.
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