someone (usually a close friend) who will sit next to you on the bus when trump gets into office.
aye, i need a deportation buddy. i’ll bring tacos if you’ll bring c-ke.
- peach keeper
an alternate word for pimp where the peaches are actually a prost-tute’s b-tt or v-g-n- i asked our local peach keeper for a discount on one of his girls, but he told me no! i wish i was a peach keeper.
a really fantastic girl who is nice to a lot of people! she is beautiful, caring, and knows how to make people happy. ashleey is the greatest friend anyone could ask for! did you see ashleey today? she sat by someone who everyone was making fun of and was a friend to them!
getting toed in the -ss without lube. anna gips’d me last night dude, and it was amazing! reffering to getting owned or raped most powerful world in the world. lmf–! you just got gips’d!
a person that knows the earth is flat. damian: why does he make that face whenever he sees a globe? shirley: it’s because he is a flerfer.