a down, limp-d-ck, f-cking sh-tbag -sswipe in the world.
jon: yo dude, whats wrong?
mike: there’s no more f-cking pizza *sighs*
jon: bro stop being a fat deprosious sack of yankee dankee doodle sh-te!
where you start gambling amd the house always wins, and you realise you messed up big time ‘d-mn dogg , i just did a on%20the%20spit’
- yo yo math
when schools or states are willing to change their textbooks every other year, as publishers tempt teachers with free resources (and bribe them with airline and cruise tickets). getting an entire state to adopt a publisher’s set of textbooks is worth millions of dollars, so the sales and marketing personnel would go all out to […]
v. to collect ball-sweat in a cup and store it over time. after several months of storage, you shoot it back like a shot of fine whiskey. mmmmm gotta love diricking. my friend showed me diricking yesterday…. needless to say… we are no longer friends.
the act in which one sucks sloppily and loudly on another’s floppy, non-erect p-n-s and finishes before the receiver finishes. person 1: “he what did you get last night?” person 2: “it was going well but then she mayod me and fell asleep”
scoals is a combination of the word skort and goals omg that skort is #scoals. your shirt is so scoals!