Derby Hot


describes someone who is spoken of as attractive, but outside the context of a roller derby bout they are fair to slightly below average in appearance. due to the limited options available, and the preponderance of rather rotund and portly players, any female who is under 145 pounds shoots up in rating, disproportionate to their actual attractiveness.

occasionally occurs after sleeping with a derby girl, and then seeing her when you are sober, the next morning.

refers to the overly hyped appearance of badly tattooed females who would not make the cut to be aspiring suicide girls.
“wow suzy streetrod is really cute.”

“nah, i ran into her in a bar last week, and she has a face that can stop a clock. she is just derby hot.”

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