Derby

the only city which is so boring and uninteresting that the first entries under its name are unrelated to the place.

a poor mans nottingham which has an alarming affection for sheep.
“hey want to go into derby tonight?”
“id rather stick a fork in my eye”
a football match between two teams from the same city or area.
man utd v man city (manchester)
-rs-nal v chelsea (london)
liverpool v everton (merseyside)
a football match between teams from the same city or region.
i.e.tottenham hotspur v -rs-nal
rangers v celtic
a city that is mainly fields, only made into a city because it was the queen’s silver jubilee and they didn’t have anything else to do.
graham: shall we go to derby?
sarah: no, i’ve not got my walking boots on.
an ice cream in a cone which has been chocolate dipped
i love chocolate dip on my ice cream, so make mine a derby!
a messed up way of saying “there boy”, which is thought to be a saying from the east coast of canada, but has not been proven as of yet.
person one: hey man whats up?
person two: o hey der by! just raking some seaweed, you?
person one: what in the h-ll did you just say?
a sly and polite way to say “head.” derived from the derby style of tophats. you put tophats on your head…thus, they become equated.
“yo son i could go for some derby man.”

“h-ll yea let’s go get some fez.”

←