Derek Allen
the best man you’ll ever meet. he’ll stay up with you, play games with you and love you endlessly. he’s the kind of guy you dream of every night and wish to be with.
“life without a derek is a life without happiness” – anonymous
joe: hey girl, wanna hit me up for the best time of your life?
girl: nah, i’m too blinded by derek allen to see anyone else.
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