Derek Lowe
the sinkerball pitcher for the bosox. he is a groundout pitcher. he has a great sinker and a pretty good fastball. in 2004 he has had some trouble and has not pitched to his potential.
derek lowe got a double play.
sh-tty sinkerballer for the red sox. he likes too suck gigantic gorrila p-n-s. he has a beard so n-body notices the gorilla c-m on his mouth. he always blows and is f-cking the red sox as we speak. he especially enjoys licking the hair off the t-st-cl-s of donkeys
joe:did you get some derek lowe last night
sean:oh yeah!
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