Derek Shaffer
a god loving citizen, who loves hot air ballon rides and tabby cats. this man is one with jesus christ and has never commited a sin. on weekends he volunteers at a soup kitchen and plays dominos with senior citizens. he prefers christen rock, and you will occasionally see him rocking out to boy george in his yellow vw bug. he is a closet h-m-s-xual, but will never admit it because he is a chirsten.
i want to be a good person like derek shaffer.
he is gay like derek shaffer
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