derf batter
the act of 2 buck naked men in a h-rny frenzy come together taint to taint and mash them together until the sweat mixes with -ss juice forming a burnt b-ttery looking substance that smells of axe body spray, ball sweat and sh-t!
by the smell of him, i’d swear he was out making derf batter last night!
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