derk welkens
one who refers to all types of “ceck;” wears v-necks that stretch to his “treenis” of a ceck all day; makes love to women with0out making eye contact; replaces all vowels and consonants with the letter “e;” rides around on a longboard that he claims is “half his size”…in reference to his twelence foot ceck, of course
that kid is one derk welkens…i saw him blow a mammoth sized load in four b-tches’ mouths!!
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