Derp slap
violently thrashing your torso resulting in your arms flinging about and slapping unweary p-ssersby. you must let the movement of your torso fling out your arm, it is not a derp slap if you move your arm yourself.
maddie and layne derp slapped each other in spanish cl-ss until someone got hurt.
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