derpiesaurus
a dinosaur that is everything derp. a derpiesaurus is created when you mix herp dna with a derp dna. when the derpiesaurus growls, he/she seemingly sounds like a person who is saying herp da derp. it sounds 9000 times better than when a human says it.
derpiesaurus is very rare and has been only spotted by a few people. some have spotted the amazing creature when someone says or does something extremely stupid or obvious. other times, people have hallucinated a derpiesaurus, such as when trippin on lsd or shrooms. scientists are still unsure of its existence though
man 1: i didn’t know africa had white people living on it!
man 2: … dude look over there
man 1: oh f-ck what is that?
man 2: oh my f-cking b-lls! its a f-cking derpiesaurus. f-ck. my life is complete now!
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