Derrick Mortel


a very egotistical person, who thinks he is funny and if better than anyone. he will hit on all the girls and try to act “gangster”. he will never figure out how stupid and wrong he is you see, because of his mental disabilities from his birth, and when he was dropped as a baby for his head was larger than a normal child.
stop being a derrick it’s so annoying.
like i care what you think
like i care what stoopid christabel thinks…. she has no friends lol
can’t spell the word “totally” and has bad taste in music. haha. almost joking.
you’re totaly derrick mortel!
and
maaan thats totaly derrick mortel!
derrick (meaning manly and cooool) mortel (meaning g-d like, unbelievable power)
you’re totaly derrick mortel!
derrick (meaning awesome and cooool) mortel (meaning g-d like, unbelievable power)
maaan thats totaly derrick mortel!

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