Derry Township Police
the lazyest and saddest police force in the history of the world. they bug the children of the town for doing nothing, and accuses them of everything. daily tasks include; taking kids bb/airsoft guns, eating at the wendy’s near hershey outlets, and telling kids to get off the old township building property (before it becomes a hotel). they however ignore when the cvs gets robbed, pretending to care when really they just want to get back to wendy’s.
other info: they tend to poorly bust parties of the kids at hershey high.
do not dial 911 in hershey because they will not help you.
kid 1: i heard the cvs was robbed last night!
kid 2: yeah, but derry township police didn’t show up for like an hour after it happend.
kid 3: yeah cause they where at the park taking my bb guns…
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