Dese Nuts
an explicit but humorous joke occuring when the letter “d” is brought up into conversation. the person hearing the “d” will obnoxiously shout “dese nuts,” making the victim who brought up “d” look foolish and dim-witted. “dese” is meant to be a shorter version of “these”
joe: man, my report card is filled with c’s and d’s
rob: dese nuts
joe: d00d it’s so hot out here, i could use a refreshing gl-ss of sunny d
rob: sunny dese nuts
joe: guys, guys. tracy has double d’s
cliff: i knoowwwww
rob: double dese nuts
cliff: ahhhh joe you loser
joe: hey cliff, whats the fourth letter of the alphabet again?
cliff: d
joe: dese nuts ahhhhh
teacher: what’s your last name, son?
rob: it starts with a d
joe: coughdesenutscough
joe: d00d kid cudi’s new alb-m is so sweet
rob: kid cud-ese nuts
joe: hey d00d can you please burn me that cd
rob: cd-ese nuts ahhh
teacher: h-llo i will be your subst-tute for today. you can call me mr. d
joe: mr dese nuts ahhhhh
a guys b-lls or nuts
gurl, suck dese nuts
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