desert fox
slang term for a hot middle eastern woman, usually used by us troops stationed in iraq. synonym: iraqi ten
soldier1: hey tim, you see that desert fox over there? she looks like she could be pretty hot if she took off that turban thing.
soldier2: roger that john, i’d hit it.
known to most people as the nickname for erwin rommel, germany’s most celebrated military genius. actually, “desert fox” is synonymous for a terribly obnoxious, domineering, psycho b-tch authority figure. also, to alert cohorts that the psycho b-tch is approaching the premises, one might suddently scream (or whisper, depending on the situation)”desert fox,” and then bow his head and stare at the ground.
oppressed person #1: did you see that look on desert fox’s face earlier?
oppressed person #2: yeah, when she was reading the announcements to everyone.
oppressed person #3: guys! desert fox!
oppressed persons #1 and #2: sh-t, let’s get out of here.
a member of the military that only talks about getting deployed to “the desert”. usually gets deployed to a very safe area where enemy fire is hundreds of miles away.
me: hey, my name is montey.
desert fox: oh yeah, well i’ll be deploying to the desert soon.
me: iraq?
desert fox: nah… some safe base in kuwait.
one who pretends to have more knowledge and wisdom than is actually the case. a pseudo-rommel, in reference to the famed n-z- general.
desert fox: i are smarts!
normal person: yeah, whatever.
a s-xual act involving sand and -n-l penetration. see: mexican apple thief.
patrick’s -ss was sore and he shat sand for a week after his desert fox with alex.
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