Desert Island Dick


when a woman is so s-xually charged she treats a man’s p-n-s with an extreme amount of attention for a prolonged period during any particular s-x session. the reference is that she’s acting like it might be the only p-n-s she has seen, or may see, for a considerable amount of time; i.e., like she’s on a deserted island and just found it.

an extremely long head session.
billy always likes to sleep with fat chicks because they give him desert island d-ck in appreciation.

susan loved her birthday present so much she treated her boyfriend to some desert island d-ck that night.

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