Desert Tits


t-ts that are either: very dry, are very callused, are rough or any combination of these. desert t-ts are like sandpaper to the touch and can cause severe dehydration to all indulger’s. you can compare the feeling of these t-ts to a rough leather jacket. these are not the t-ts you wanna be around.
“dude, i hooked up with this chick last night”
“awe man how was it”
“dude she had desert t-ts, my face is raw as h-ll!”

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