desi standard time
a timezone imagined by those of indian subcontinental descent, resulting in a time from 30 minutes to 3 hours past the actual time. although dst may not be specified by a desi, one must -ssume this difference and add to the promised time accordingly.
jane: “what time will you be over for dinner?”
jaspreet: “6 or so.” (desi standard time)
jane: “okay, i’ll have things ready at 8:30 for you.”
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