Designated Catholic
the person who is designated, at the beginning of a crazy night, to be the one who attends church the next morning in order to drop off everyone’s money envelope.
betty: i can’t get too hammered tonight, gotta go to 8 am m-ss tomorrow to represent the family and drop off that d-mn envelope.
sue: chill betty, sally’s got you covered. didn’t you hear she’s the designated catholic tomorrow?
betty: sweet! gonna give her my envelope right now!
sue: h-ll yeah! while you do that i’ll make us some more shots:)
Read Also:
- Detroll
reporting or removing troll posts from a blog or facebook or other social software. sometimes it is necessary to detroll your blog by removing and reporting a bunch of flame posts. particularly useful for removing the opposing political sides meanness.
- dicin
the process of a male m-st-rb-t–n. or to beat ones meat. i walked in on my room mate and dat n-gg- was dicin no h-m-. he get no b-tt so all he do is dice.
- dick bonk
to deliberately slap, hit or annoy a woman by smacking her on the face or head with your p-n-s. when your mom got out of line, i simply d-ck bonked that b-tch to let her know.
- dick broker
from stockbroker: a person is who is/or is acting like a h-m-. skip: “i just finsished all of ayn rand’s books” pete: “dude. you’re such a d-ck broker.”
- dickdent
when guys p-n-s is so big you can see the outline or indentation of his p-n-s through his jeans. hey look at that d-ckdent. wow! dimples on someone’s face. your d-ck dents are really cute!!