designer woman
no, a designer woman is not a woman who happens to be a designer.
a designer woman is a woman who is so apparently perfect that she seems tgtbt and, if she was a real woman, could very well be tgtbt.
to describe a designer woman would be to run down a list of specifications drafted by lovers of women.
the only true designer woman that exists is a virtual woman, one that only exists in an unreal world.
these include six, jessica rabbit, and, oddly enough, turanga leela.
little d-ckie: it doesn’t matter what she looks like or what kind of character she has, there is always something wrong. either she farts or eats boogers.
doghorn s-xhorn: what you need, my boy, is a designer woman
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