designerd
an individual with an interest, verging on obsession, for design. often ostracised in society by the colour uncoordinated. usually (but not restricted to) apple fanboys.
this trait can manifest itself in the awkward use of design terminology in non-design situations. for example, when describing the colour of phlegm in a sick note as being similar to #ccff00.
i was your typical designerd at school.
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