Desk Rage


the peak of office employee stress levels which ultimately starts with the screaming of vulgar language within the workplace. it can often times lead to -ssaulting fellow employees, abusing office equipment and/or stealing of company property, abusing sick days and ultimately poor production at work. a possible side effect is that the employee continues to take out his or her rage at their residence in the form of kicking small animals and drinking heavily.
with my pending at work and the amount of people calling me each day i’m on the brink of desk rage and one day i’m going to break and take it out on that weird guy that sits next to me.

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