Deskimo
the state entered into when one has been working all day at a desk in an office air-conditioned to 20 degrees centigrade. upon rising from your chair to move about the office one notices a distinct cramping, numbness and immobility in one’s limbs.
‘it’s so cold in here i’m a f-cking deskimo!’
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