desperasexual
a person, male or female, who after a long period of not having s-x will sleep with anyone who comes along, regardless of gender.
no, he’s not actually gay, or even bi. he just hasn’t gotten any for a while, so he’s gone a bit desperas-xual.
a boy or girl who is so completely desperate to get laid that they will take anything that they can get
person 1: i heard that phillipe was a desperas-xual.
person 2: yeah, i saw her ask out a girl and a boy in the frame of 3 minutes.
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