Desperate Dick Syndrome
a serious condition in which a male may begin to feel strong s-xual attraction to unattractive females after a long period of s-xual inactivity. the condition can be alleviated through the use of masturbation, but this will only help for 2-3 hours, 2-3 times per day.
having not had s-x since march 8th, 2006, johnny developed desperate d-ck syndrome and began l-sting after fat girls.
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