Desperate Doodle


(noun) material created in commemoration of a relatively insignificant anniversary in an attempt to draw visitors to your website or shop.

(verb) to create or promote such material.

derivation: named after the cutesie cartoons which periodically stand in for the logo of a popular search engine.
commemorating edmund halley’s 335th birthday is a desperate doodle. commemorating his 400th will not be.

Read Also:

  • destrunct

    totally wasted; intoxicated to the point of blacking out (a blending of “destroyed” and “defunct” and evocative of “crunked”) jim: i heard you got pretty wasted friday night dave: man, i got destrunct!

  • franglais

    a combonation of two languages: français and anglaise (french and english). franglais can be either a french conversation peppered with english words, or vice versa. it is commonly used by french teenagers. it does not necessarily mean that they have forgotten a word, although using franglais is a good coverup if they do forget the […]

  • speeder maid

    like a meter-maid, except operates a speed trap and issues speeding tickets instead of parking tickets. most often seen hiding behind photo-radar equipment. there’s a speeder maid set up on the off ramp today, watch out!

  • WTFOMGROFLMAO

    short for “whatthef-ckohmygodrollingonfthefloorlaughingmy-ssoff”. a term used to display astonishment, hilarity, and/or utter 1337ness over someone else. bill: “i raped your dog.” fred: “wtfomgroflmao!” charles: “d-mnit i missed becuase my aim sucks today” andy: “wtfomgroflmao you suck everyday!!”

  • Devanee

    the wielder of the master sword. a devanee is also a proud attender of hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardy (gryffindor). she commands her pokemon with the power of the force to eliminate any and all death eaters around, and at the end of the day, she slaughters hordes of orcs while making sure frodo […]


Disclaimer: Desperate Doodle definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.