Despergaytion
noun
1. when a gay person goes straight out of desperation;
2. when a straight person goes gay out of desperation; however, more often than not the straight person is actually more gay than he/she admits to him/herself.
derivatives
despergayte
despergaytness
he only boned her out of serious despergaytion.
he had s-x with that chick in an act of despergaytion.
“i swear nathan, i’m so despergayte right now i’d even f-ck that girl sober.”
“ladies, being at this lesbian bar as despergayte as i am may not end well…”
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