Desperititus


when your so desperate for friends or romance, ect. that you make up people and their imaginary lives to convince other’s they really do have a life.
friend: “my boyfriend just got a mysp-ce!”
friend’s friend: “oh really, i’ll go look at it. hey – wait, he’s only got two friends: you and tom. i think you have a case of desperit-tus!”

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