Destonee
destonee (destiny’s how it’s pr-nounced). if you see a girl like this you are to stay as far away from her as you can. typically destonees like to suck p-n-s’ for free as long as you even look at them. they also like to sleep around with boys with crabs and spread them around. this is for the boys, a destonee is really easy to get. all you have to do is smile, say i love you and she’ll drop her panties and get on her knees. be aware though (and i have warned you), thuat destonee type girls get very, very clingy and will search for you no matter what, even if the world ends. be careful, they’re contagious.
boy- (turns and smiles at destonee being polite).
destonee- omg he just smiled at me! girl he wants me so bad i’mma go talk to him.
boy- why the h-ll is she staring at me?
boy2- aye shorty that’s destonee, if you wanna happy ending then you better smile and say i love you because she’s a dummy.
boy- i love you destonee.
destonee- let’s go over my grandmother’s house i got a surprise
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